Welcome. We are the Ninja Death Squad and this is our Blog Ninja Shenanigans. We are an elite class of citizens whose calling is to turn the mundane insignificant work day into an extravaganza of tomfoolery and high jinks. We operate on a daily basis, committing acts of brilliance on fellow office employees. We sometimes refer to ourselves as NDS, The Squad, or us.

How We Came About
While our work is satisfying and enjoyable, there was something missing in the atmosphere. A group needed to be formed that would shake things up a bit. And so it was done, the formation of the Ninja Death Squad: Ninja Telephone, Ninja Jivetalker, Ninja Floppy-hand, and Ninja Sneaky Rainbow-Pants. Together, we perform pranks, discuss the days unexpected events, and serve up witty responses to all those who wish to converse with the Squad. While NDS is an exclusive selection of members, there are those who wish to become one with the Squad. These brave soles are referred to as Ninjas in Training with Intense teachers, or NITWITS. These NITWITS must perform acts of Shenanigans and prove themselves worthy of carrying a Ninja Death Squad member's only card.

Our Disclaimer
Our name may insist that we are a squad of Ninjas focused on "Death", but rest assure that we are in no-way associated with death, killing, the demise of people, the demise of ninjas, nor the Grim reaper himself. We are a squad of ninjas who specialize in covert pranks and all that is worthless, but funny. This website is about us and our ninja ways. We write, post, and publish for our own entertainment and do not and will not care should we some how offend you or any of our other readers. We are asses. We know we are asses. Obvioulsy, we don't care.

Here's your final warning: Ninja Shenanigans is not for the week at heart, or those with pacemakers.