Ninjas are sneaky. Ninjas are sly. Ninjas will strike when you least expect it. This story will outline the greatest prank thus far in the history of the Ninja Death Squad...

The Prank:

Our office building as of January 1st has been without a janitor, since then it is up to each individual to take their own trash out. A true ninja would never take out their own trash. We had to find a way around this. It all started out with Ninja Telephone - she had the grand idea of switching waste baskets with someone else, therefore never actually taking her own trash out. We would switch out garbage cans with the victim each time ours got full, once the victim emptied this trash we would switch the cans back. This not only aids in our laziness, but we figured it would also be pretty funny to see how long we could get away with this before the unexpecting victim would notice they have a different trash can every other day.

The Attack:

Step 1 - Find Victim:

Once this great plan was "put on the board", we knew this had to be executed but who would be our victim??? Who would be so unsuspecting, so gullible? After some discussion, there was only one victim that was clearly right for this prank... the man that claims that he is the "prankster", the man that thinks he is so smooth that he cannot be pranked... the BIG BOSS MAN HIMSELF!! Plus how funny is it that your boss is taking your trash out for you?!!

Step 2 - Execute

Over the next few weeks, we secretly planned to execute the sneaky waste exchange during various times of the day when The Man was absent from his office. When he was in a meeting, when he was out on lunch, when he came in late, just whenever the opportunity was there. During this time he has pranked a fellow ninja in attempt to join with the ninjas, and couldn’t figure out why he still had not been accepted. On this very day he took out Ninja Rainbow Pants garbage as he remarked how great of a pranker he was.

This attack has been going on since January 1st, now almost 8 months later and hundreds of trash switches later he "the unprankable" still has no idea.

Don't believe us? Here's a drop in progress...

And THIS is why you will never be a

Ninja... dun Dun DUN!! YESSSS!