Ninja Shenanigans

A Little Intimidating

2008-06-24T18:46:00.000-07:00

When Transformers teams up with Looney Toones... In comes BugsBunna-Bot. How'd you like to see this bad boy rolling up behind you full speed at 65mph? Yeah, you'd be stuttering like Elmer and Porkey too.

When You're Just Not That Cool

2008-06-22T19:29:00.001-07:00

Hey Big D, news flash for ya here buddy: transferring your old license plate from your '92 Dodge Ram with the Big Wheels that you and your huntin' buddies used to go muddin' in over to your newish luxury car just doesn't carry the same effect. Smooth move there, Exlax - HI-OH!

Sometimes Everything Won't Be Alright...

2008-06-20T13:46:00.000-07:00

STRIKE! Sometimes too much reaffirmation is a bad thing. Happy Monday!

Please note, the Ninja's in no way advocate death, cruel, inhumane punishment, and that there of.

Ninja's are Back - BABY!

2008-06-20T13:38:00.000-07:00

The Ninja Death Squad is Back! And Better than ever, of course! Be prepared for a summer of shenanigans and strikes when you least expect it! We've been in a deep slumber and now we're ready and rarin' to go with new plans of all around shenanigannry and what not. Oh yeah, it is on. It is on....

The Story of the Sneaky Waste Exchange

2006-07-19T10:23:00.000-07:00

Ninjas are sneaky. Ninjas are sly. Ninjas will strike when you least expect it. This story will outline the greatest prank thus far in the history of the Ninja Death Squad...

The Prank:

Our office building as of January 1st has been without a janitor, since then it is up to each individual to take their own trash out. A true ninja would never take out their own trash. We had to find a way around this. It all started out with Ninja Telephone - she had the grand idea of switching waste baskets with someone else, therefore never actually taking her own trash out. We would switch out garbage cans with the victim each time ours got full, once the victim emptied this trash we would switch the cans back. This not only aids in our laziness, but we figured it would also be pretty funny to see how long we could get away with this before the unexpecting victim would notice they have a different trash can every other day.

The Attack:

Step 1 - Find Victim:

Once this great plan was "put on the board", we knew this had to be executed but who would be our victim??? Who would be so unsuspecting, so gullible? After some discussion, there was only one victim that was clearly right for this prank... the man that claims that he is the "prankster", the man that thinks he is so smooth that he cannot be pranked... the BIG BOSS MAN HIMSELF!! Plus how funny is it that your boss is taking your trash out for you?!!

Step 2 - Execute

Over the next few weeks, we secretly planned to execute the sneaky waste exchange during various times of the day when The Man was absent from his office. When he was in a meeting, when he was out on lunch, when he came in late, just whenever the opportunity was there. During this time he has pranked a fellow ninja in attempt to join with the ninjas, and couldn’t figure out why he still had not been accepted. On this very day he took out Ninja Rainbow Pants garbage as he remarked how great of a pranker he was.

This attack has been going on since January 1st, now almost 8 months later and hundreds of trash switches later he "the unprankable" still has no idea.

Don't believe us? Here's a drop in progress...

And THIS is why you will never be a

Ninja... dun Dun DUN!! YESSSS!

Bobble Head-Mania

2006-07-14T13:02:00.000-07:00

Recently, we ran across a blog where the author said he had finally come across the rare and mysterious Michael Roebuck bobbing head doll. This guy pretty much goes on to say how great it is to finally have this doll, when the ninja squad has actually had a good chunk of the Michael Roebuck bobbing head doll collection for quite some time... enjoy.....

Michael Roebuck - The Menace doll

Pope Michael Roebuck

First Lady, Michael Roebuck

And our favorite Peanut's Michael Roebuck

Thanks Ninjas and NITWITS

2006-05-08T14:09:00.000-07:00

You beat me to it! I just want to thank everyone for the great birthday. I was genuinly surprised by the decorations, doughnuts, and gift card! I honestly didn't think anyone would have come in early, let alone stay late on a Friday! It truely was a great day, topped off with the radio shout-out and the offical farting chair for the day. Thanks Ninjas and NITWITS!!

Happy Birthday Ninja Jivetalker

2006-05-08T12:57:00.000-07:00

The squad would like to give a quick little shout-out to our ninja friend, Jivetalker. It's Ninja Jivetalker's birthday, and we wish her the very best.

NDS Dishes Out Mad Props

2006-05-02T07:16:00.000-07:00

NDS would like to take a moment and dish out some mad props to The Man better known as Tall Rice. For if it was not for Tall Rice, none of this would be possible. He has played an integral role in bringing the Squad together and providing the means for NDS to grow. His love for bunnies, especially pink bunnies has also given Tall Rice an added bonus in "cool." Mad props to you Tall Rice, mad props indeed.

The Story of Ninja Floppy Hand

2006-04-19T12:13:00.000-07:00

Imagine if you will...

I, a ninja standing in the middle of a field of bright green grass, am dressed in black and carry with me 2 traditional ninja swords across my back, a pair of sais by my hips, and of course... ninja throwing stars on my belt. I'm dressed for battle and await my arch enemy "The Burger King", where we'll battle for the privilege to rule over the Burger Kingdom.

As I stand there, tall and calm, I began to remember how it was that I arrived here at this point in time.

[FLASHBACK] There I was, dressed similar to what I am today; flipping burgers over at the neighborhood Burger King. That day I wanted to pay tribute to all the ninja's who have passed on to wherever dead ninjas go. I was at work and therefore could not do so as we ninja's normally do... pour out a 40oz bottle King Cobra beer while sitting on the front porch of our super-secret ninja hide-out. Instead, I decided to take my sai and slice each burger into the shape of a ninja star. That day... all customers would have "ninja star" burgers. That was until the King had something to say about it.

Furious, The King had fired me. He claimed that he would never allow the ways of the ninja to interfere with his business. That day I had vowed my revenge.[END FLASHBACK]

Now standing 30 feet before me was the "King of Kings" the infamous... Burger King. He stood there with his big, evil grin. Anyone who knew The King, knows of the big, evil grin I speak of.

We stood their silently and still, gazing over at each other as if we were trying to bully the other away with our eyes. Finally I spoke, "Are you ready to do this?" The King nodded and immediately began walking towards me. I too began walking until we were within arms reach. We both stopped simultaneously and held out our fists.

Staring deep into each others eyes as if we were trying to see through each other, the King and I started to count. 1... 2... 3...

The King flashed Rock. I flashed scissors.

Damn it. I knew better than to start off with scissors. I'd trained for weeks with the squad and especially Ninja JiveTalker who had explained to me that an opponent as agile as the King would almost always throw Rock, and he did. I'd spent hours practicing the counter to the infamous Rock maneuver... it was paper. Why didn't I throw paper? Lucky for me this was a 2 out of 3 battle.

We resumed. 1... 2... 3...

The King flashed Rock again. Instinctively I flashed Paper.

The King stood in shock as he realized what had happened. I had pulled out the stopper and won the round. My ninja senses told me that he would again try to pull off the Rock maneuver and they were right. I felt my confidence rising.

Now came the third and final round. I thought to myself... could I pull of my special ninja attack. Could I actually do it.

[FLASHBACK] Ninja JiveTalker was yelling, "How do you expect to beat the King with a move like that." We stood together in the dungeon practicing for the battle with King. "Listen" JiveTalker said. "You must relax your wrist if you're ever going to pull of this ancient ninja attack. Concentrate!" [END FLASHBACK]

We began again for what would be the last time. The winner would ultimately rule the Burger Kingdom.

1... We counted. I stood calm.

2... I could see him trying to predict my next move in his head. I could see how frustrated he was getting as a sweat drop began to drip from his brow. My wrist remained relaxed and flimsy as if it were chewed bubble gum.

3... The King quickly and arrogantly laid out his Rock as if he knew he'd already won. My mind raced. No way did he just pull out Rock for the third straight time in a row. I was amazed. I had never ever before seen a strategy as what the King had prepared, and my instincts told me that no other ninja had either. The King was definitely a worthy opponent.

Lucky for me, I was already in mid-production of what would be forever known as the greatest maneuver of all time... the Floppy Hand. That's right. My hand was flopping right there in front of the King's face. Up and down and up again my hand flopped around. "Clap... Clap... Clap." I had done it. I had pulled it off.

The King stood there stunned. He knew, I knew, and everyone in the world knew that neither Paper, Rock, and nor Sscissor could ever stand toe-to-toe with a floppy hand. At last the battle was over, and I had won. The King extended his hand and congratulated me, and with great disappointment in his face, he walked away.

The ninjas were happy that I had been victorious. They were so pleased that they had appointed me high within the ranks of the Ninja Death Squad. From that point forward I would forever be known as Ninja Floppy Hand.

I later made the decision to step down as the ruler of the Burger Kingdom and promoted a young strapping individual named Ron McDonald to take my position. Ron was not a ninja by any means, but he had a "clowning" personality, which eventually won me over. No mater what I had said to Ron, his response was always "I'm Lovin It". I thought to myself... what an interesting character. I knew that the Burger Kingdom would be safe in Ron McDonald's hands.

Years had passed since that day and I never saw the King again. As I stare out the window of our super-secret ninja hide-out, I often find myself day-dreaming about The King and what had taken place long ago on that grassy field. Oh well. Wherever he is, whatever he's doing... I was confident that The King was doing well.

The Ninja Death Squad

2006-04-12T13:57:00.000-07:00

Welcome. We are the Ninja Death Squad and this is our Blog Ninja Shenanigans. We are an elite class of citizens whose calling is to turn the mundane insignificant work day into an extravaganza of tomfoolery and high jinks. We operate on a daily basis, committing acts of brilliance on fellow office employees. We sometimes refer to ourselves as NDS, The Squad, or us.

How We Came About
While our work is satisfying and enjoyable, there was something missing in the atmosphere. A group needed to be formed that would shake things up a bit. And so it was done, the formation of the Ninja Death Squad: Ninja Telephone, Ninja Jivetalker, Ninja Floppy-hand, and Ninja Sneaky Rainbow-Pants. Together, we perform pranks, discuss the days unexpected events, and serve up witty responses to all those who wish to converse with the Squad. While NDS is an exclusive selection of members, there are those who wish to become one with the Squad. These brave soles are referred to as Ninjas in Training with Intense teachers, or NITWITS. These NITWITS must perform acts of Shenanigans and prove themselves worthy of carrying a Ninja Death Squad member's only card.

Our Disclaimer
Our name may insist that we are a squad of Ninjas focused on "Death", but rest assure that we are in no-way associated with death, killing, the demise of people, the demise of ninjas, nor the Grim reaper himself. We are a squad of ninjas who specialize in covert pranks and all that is worthless, but funny. This website is about us and our ninja ways. We write, post, and publish for our own entertainment and do not and will not care should we some how offend you or any of our other readers. We are asses. We know we are asses. Obvioulsy, we don't care.

Here's your final warning: Ninja Shenanigans is not for the week at heart, or those with pacemakers.